Because We Say So

This will be an ongoing post containing truths, postulates, laws, rules, opinions, and one-liners governing the World As We See It, which is just as valid a definition for the whole universe as anything you non-kitsune can come up with.


Nobody should be paid for being a comedian, writer, cartoonist, director, actor, singer, dancer, etc. unless they are more talented than I am.

Reality shows are not reality, and anyone who believes what a reality show producer tells them should be shunned as a village idiot. See above regarding the worth of anyone working as part of the "creative" force behind a reality show.

Most people on forums are twits with no sense of humor and no respect for the nuances of language. Hell, most of them don't even understand the basic rules of grammar. Why are you expecting effective communication with them?

Poo humor is easy and is not worthy of the title humor. Wit is hilarious whether it has scatalogical references or not. Wit is pure humor. If you must do poo humor, make it witty.

I like good, witty poo humor.

John Cleese is a bloody genius.

If you don't get Quentin Tarantino, don't ask someone to explain it to you. There's nothing to explain: you either get it, or you don't.

Quentin Tarantino is a bloody genius.